Shmogg here

I write most of the stories. I write all about Fluffy being idiot (coz she is) and all the stories about me being really smart and outwitting the humans (its not even a challenge!)

Since I don't have articulated fingers, and my owners don't have a brain (not that I've noticed anyway), I just take over their bodies at opportune times and get *them* to type out all the good stuff. And she wonders why she wakes up with sore fingers!

Now as to that "Yowie" character that posts occasionally, its all lies, I swear. I am *not* stupid, and I *never* do anything undignified like play or fall off things. I am *not* overweight, and only cows have udders. I am Shmoggleberry, King of the urban jungle, Lord of all I see.

And just to scotch the rumour, *nobody* would even *dare* call me "Shmogglewoggleogglecat", I've never done any "artistic" nude shots, and I am not, repeat, not afraid of slippers OR the vacuum.

Shmogg

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Copyright © Vicky Chapman
March 12, 2000