I just love watching when Chewie lays down for a nap. He spends what seems like ages getting the chosen sleeping spot ready. Here's a quick run-down of the procedure from Chewie himself. Do your cats have any additions they would like to make?

1. Carefully select sleeping spot. It has to fit certain criteria. It must be in the path of a sunbeam, it must be soft on my belly, and it must be coveted highly by the other cat. Even better that another cat already be in the spot. I can tire myself out even more while I fight for it.

2. Invade sleeping spot, kick all former inhabitants off, and send them packing with a swat on the head. Usually this is a quick procedure for me, as my brother doesn't pose much of a threat. For others this may be the hardest part of the procedure.

3. Sniff the area thoroughly. This should be second nature to you.

4. If the former inhabitant has left their scent rub your body on the spot until it has been covered. My brother is particularly stinky, though my human tells me we smell the same because we are always together. I disagree, my smell is much sweeter. I like to spend a good five minutes rubbing my body on the sleeping spot, you may wish to spend more or less time.

5. Dance! Yes, I said dance. Get those toes a tapping on your sleeping spot. Not only is it fun, but it makes the spot fluffier for your belly. Be sure to really dig those claws in. If your human is watching let out a few purrs and those cute chirp meows they like so much. That way they won't think you're crazy. Just don't over do it or they may see it as an invitation to give you lovies. That would interrupt this highly delicate procedure.

6. Turn and swivel. This is my favourite part. You simply must find the right sleeping position or all your work will be for nothing. Try laying one way, then get up, turn 180 degrees, and try laying that way. Repeat as many times as you wish, then settle in to the position you first lay down in.

7. Enjoy. You've worked hard for this, and by now you should be good and tired. Groom your face a little, you deserve it.

8. Notice that your brother has found another sleeping spot and that it looks much better than the one you're in. Repeat steps 1 through 7.

Copyright © Rebecca Parkin
February 14, 2001