I know a cat's meant to be lazy and let the humans do everything for it, but today was exceptionally lazy even for me. It consisted of:

1. Having a nap

2. Ignoring the encrusted stuff in my food bowl

3. Attempting to get the humans to feed me

4. Ignoring the new food they piled in the bowl

5. Having a nap

6. Grooming random places on my back anytime a human came near

7. Having a nap

8. Whacking a toy mouse for the humans

9. Having a nap

10. Grooming the toy troll

11. Coughing up the ensuing hairball

12. Having a nap

13. Getting shut in the airing cupboard and not being able to get out all because I wanted a warm nap

14. Causing a racket because I couldn't get out

15. Having a nap

16. Taking up the whole 3 seater sofa even though I am less than 2 feet long

17. Having a nap

18. Staring at the humans when they ate their proper food

19. Having a nap

20. Meowing incessantly at the door, then turning up my nose when they opened it for me (see day 2)

21. Having a nap

22. Waking up the humans when they have their nap, like they do to me every time I settle

23. Thinking at many times during the day just how useless the humans are

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June 7, 2001