I went over to a friends new house for dinner and a movie the other night. She made some pasta, salad and garlic bread. I went to sit down at the table and she informed me that I was sitting in Smither's chair. That is her cat. Okay, I can respect that, Dusty has a chair at our table too. So I take another seat and Smithers hops up next to me on HER chair and just starts giving me kitty death stares. I asked my friend what is with the cat? She says, "Oh she wants your garlic bread". I said, "can't you give her some of yours, I am really hungry?". Friends says, "no, it won't matter she wants yours." So I find myself pulling off some garlic bread and putting it down on the table in front of Smithers. The darn cat never even looked at it, she just kept staring at me. I say, "eat your damn bread ." Friend says, "she won't eat it from the table she wants you to feed it too her, plus she doesn't want SOME of your bread she wants the whole piece." Forget that, so now I find myself picking up the little piece of bread and kinda poking it against her mouth. Still nothing, completely uninterested.

I can't explain what happened next or why I even did what I did but I held out MY big piece of garlic bread to Smithers and asked her, "is this what you want?". Must have been 'cause she started to pull little chunks off of it chowing them down. She ate about half of it while I patiently sat there (while my food was getting cold) holding this piece of garlic bread for her royal catness to eat. After she was done she stood up on the chair, turned around, flipped up her tail, showed me her butthole and then went to lay on the living room rug. I finished up my COLD dinner and resumed conversation but not a word was said about what just happened by either myself or my friend.

This cat was good. Not only has Smithers completely and totally brainwashed her slave to do her bidding, but she has managed to train her slave to nicely train OTHERS to be her slave!!!

And I fell for it like that without a second thought! Like I was being hypnotized. I will not be letting Dusty play with that beast, she is way too dangerous.

Copyright © Tambra Jo Gwozdz
November 18, 2000