Catnip's awful effects
On cats is given as text
On cat newsgroups
It's described as a hoot
And whispered as cat unisex.

Third Millennium Cat

Your Third Millennium cat
Could be NEW! Have you thought of that?!
He might have three tails
Or rings on his nails
Or grasp a whole new level of brat.

The Third Millennium Cat Smells

The Third Millennium Cat
Has a passion for protein and fat.
And carbohydrates today
Are in cat food and may
Give him odoriferous farts and gas.

The Third Millennium Cat Eats

The Third Millennium Cat
Has been found to be much too fat.
He eats all day
And he stows it away
Except that which he pukes on the mat.