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| 10. | A cat never asks how they look, and expect you to lie. |
| 9. | A cat can't bore you ears off. |
| 8. | A happy cat, stays happy. |
| 7. | A cat doesn't complain that you're "clingy". |
| 6. | A cat has no qualms about living with you. |
| 5. | A cat is comparatively low-maintenance. |
| 4. | A cat is always cute, no matter what the time of day. |
| 3. | It's much easier to make dinner for a cat. |
| 2. | A cat doesn't come home bitchy. |
| 1. | A cat's parents don't care if it's sharing your bed. |
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