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| 10. | He has learned how to open cans and no longer needs your help |
| 9. | You replaced blinds that have a cat-sized hole, with new blinds. |
| 8. | One word - neutering. |
| 7. | You forgot his daily dose of catnip. |
| 6. | You touched a puppy last week. |
| 5. | You installed a bird feeder, but won't let him outside. |
| 4. | You tried bathing him once, six years ago. |
| 3. | You insist on sleeping on 'his' pillow. |
| 2. | You won't get rid of 'that woman' who steals half his attention. |
| 1. | You haven't posted any of his cute antics on rec.pets.cats.anecdotes for at least twelve hours. |
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