| 16.
| Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden.
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| 15.
| Unexplained calls to F. Lee Bailey’s 900 number on your bill.
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| 14.
| He actually does have your tongue.
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| 13.
| You find a stash of "Feline of Fortune" magazines behind the couch.
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| 12.
| Cyanide pawprints all over the house.
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| 11.
| You wake up to find a bird’s head in your bed.
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| 10.
| As the wind blows over the grassy knoll in downtown Dallas, you get a faint whiff of catnip.
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| 9.
| Droppings in litter box spell out "REDRUM."
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| 8.
| Catch him with a new mohawk looking in the mirror saying, "Mew looking at me? Mew looking at me?"
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| 7.
| Takes attentive notes every time "Itchy and Scratchy" are on.
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| 6.
| You find blueprints for a Rube Goldberg device that starts with a mouse chased into a hole and ends with flaming oil dumped on your bed.
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| 5.
| Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper.
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| 4.
| Instead of dead birds, leaves cartons of Marlboros on your doorstep.
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| 3.
| Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman’s noose.
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| 2.
| You find a piece of paper labeled "MY WIL" which says: "LEEV AWL 2 KAT."
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