"Purrfection cannot be improved."

"If you don't like my attitude,
you should see my cat."

"Menopaws...
This is the hottest I've been in years."

"Take my advice.
I'm not using it."

"I'd like to help you out.
Which way did you come in?"

"Cats know how we feel.
They don't care, but they know."

"Dogs have owners.
Cats have staff."

"Thousands of years ago,
cats were worshiped as gods.
They have never forgotten this."

"Paws for thought"

"Tails I win"

"Eyes looking at you"

"Furever yours"

"Fangs for the memory"

"Just nose-ing around"

"Big Boy"
(this would suit an unneutered Tom).

"You think you've got problems..."
(for a pregnant cat)

"VIP
(Very Important Pussycat)"

"Wild Thing"
(showing a cat with an empty
food bowl thinking "Wild? I'm livid!")

"Born to be Wild."

"A little bit of what you fancy does you good."

"I'm not lazy...
I'm thinking."

"I thought middle aged spread was something to eat."
(showing a fat cat)

"Every day in every way I get better and better"
(cat thinks "More like fatter and bitter").

"I thought WWW was Wee Willie Winkie"
(featuring cat in nightgown).

"I'm not fat...
I'm generously proportioned."

"Cats Rule.
Dogs Drool."