Step One: Feed kitty.

Step Two: Pat kitty till kitty purrs itself to sleep.

Step Three: Very carefully, deposit sleeping kitty in chair nearest the bathroom.

Step Four: Open Back door.

Step Five: Start bath and be sure to rub a little cat shampoo into your hands.

Step Six: Go find your cat.

Step Seven: Cat should have exited post haste by this stage, double check and then close door.

Step Eight: Start your computer.

If Cat appears out of nowhere and starts walking across your key board, deposit cat outside, and check your windows are secure.

Restart your computer.

If Cat reappears: You have a cat flap, block cat flap and deposit kitty outside.

You can now restart your computer.

If your Cat reappears again, you have a Schrodinger Cat and you must learn to do your computing around your kitty. Suggestion, disable keyboard and purchase a voice activation kit.

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