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From Veronica Katt:Please forward the attached document to Ailurophile Enterprises, where I am keenly interested in seeking employment.
I am using a pseudonym as my current employers do not know I am seeking other opportunities. Also, please do not reply to this email, as it belongs to my... business associate who is not aware I am seeking employment elsewhere. If you must contact me, please do so at the postal address provided. Also, any information you may have about any small and annoying cats currently working at Ailurophile Ent. would be appreciated.
Veronica Katt,
Fredericton, NB
Veronica Foot of the Bed MomandDadsHouse, Fredericton Education School of Hard Knocks March 1996 - September 1996 Side of Road Campus, New Maryland Fredericton SPCA Campus, Fredericton - B.A., Survival o Major: Staying Alive o Minors: Eating, Finding Shelter School of Life September 1996 - Present MomandDads House Campus, Fredericton Occasional Field Trips - B.A. Being Real Smart o Major: Working the System o Minors: Sleeping, Eating Experience September 1996 - Present Independent Contractor, MomandDad's House Responsibilities: - Lying on stuff - Sleeping - Patrolling for snakes - Cuddling - Vacuuming up food bits that hit the floor Core Competencies: - Looking disapproving - Cuddling (Dual competency: can cuddle above, or under, bedcovers) - Rearranging litter box attractively - "Covering up" after others Special Competencies: - Walking on harness - Smelling food from vast distances - Getting along with extremely difficult co-workers - Working under near-unbearable conditions Hobbies: - Licking self - Staring at spot on ceiling - Sleeping - Riding in car Volunteer Work: NoneCopyright © Ronnie Cat
April 3, 2007
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