22% Purring and Cuddling
25% Cuteness
3% Bad Breath
17% Disrespect for your furniture
15% Litter box odors
75% Easier than a dog
25% Vet bills
Takes up 50% less space than the Sunday paper
11% Inappropriate Pee and Poops, sometimes missing the box altogether
3% Coughed-up fur balls
75% foul smelling canned meals
3% Violent attacks on your ankles
10% Noisy late night annoyance of neighbors
100% Chance of kittens if neutering is neglected
10% Adorable antics
15% Evil intent
2% Scratches that bleed and puff up
5% Baby bird atrocities
.05% Ear mites
.05% Fleas
57% Naps

A cat will never learn: That the vacuum cleaner is not an agent from Hell.