When I told Ollie about 'why dogs couldn't use computers' he insisted I tell everyone 'why he could'.

1. Ollie has excellent mouse skills.

2. He is good at getting in and out of windows.

3. He likes giving his opinion and always sharpens claws before writing his posting on declawing.

4. He is keen on bytes.

5. He likes playing with threads.

6. He likes digging in borders.

7. He likes reading usecat newsgroups.

8. He thinks computer monitors are excellent warm places for cats to sleep on.

9. Several gorgeous cats appear on the desktop as screen savers. Ollie is in love with the Burmese.

10. He likes browsing with Netcat.

Copyright © Beverley Dunlop
August 1, 2000